{"id":6,"date":"2015-06-01T19:11:31","date_gmt":"2015-06-01T19:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ultrahydraulism.com\/?page_id=6"},"modified":"2015-06-01T19:29:21","modified_gmt":"2015-06-01T19:29:21","slug":"the-ultrahydraulistic-international","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.ultrahydraulism.com\/","title":{"rendered":"THE ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC MANIFESTO"},"content":{"rendered":"

FIRST MANIFESTO OF THE ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC INTERNATIONAL \/\/ ERSTES MANIFEST DER ULTRAHYDRAULISTISCHEN INTERNATIONALEN \/\/ PREMIER MANIFESTE DE L\u2019ULTRAHYDRAULISME INTERNATIONAL \/\/ PRIMO MANIFESTO DELL\u2019 ULTRAIDRAULISMO INTERNAZIONALE<\/h1>\n

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\/\/ WE DO NOT COME IN PEACE \/\/<\/b><\/p>\n

WIR WOLLEN: HEBEL STATT HEGEL \/ RACINE IST UNSER VATER \/ ER SCHRIEB UND STARB F\u00dcR UNS \/ WIR WOLLEN: SENKEN DAMIT WIR HEBEN K\u00d6NNEN \/<\/p>\n

WIR WOLLEN: DEN PUDEL DER BOURGEOISIE ZU TODE FRISIEREN \/ WIR FRAGEN NICHT WIESO \/ WIR FRAGEN WIESO NICHT \/ DER TOD DES KLEINEN MANNES IST DIE ABSCHEU DES GROSSKAPITALS \/ \/<\/p>\n

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\/ \u00a0THE ROLE OF ART SO FAR HAS BEEN LITTLE MORE THAN THAT OF A PORTRAIT OF AN INFANT AT THE FRONT DOOR OF AN ABORTION CLINIC \/ <\/b><\/p>\n

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UNSERE HYMNE IST DAS KRATZEN DES L\u00d6FFELS AM GRUNDE DES BECHERS \/ GEGEN DIE STATISCHE LANGEWEILE SETZEN WIR DAS ULTRAHYDRAULISTISCHE MOUVEMENT \/<\/p>\n

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WE ARE NO LONGER SHATTERED BY THE FACT THAT MODERNISM HAPPENED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO \/ WE FIND CONSOLATION IN THE FACT THAT \u00a0THE BAROQUE HAPPENED JUST YESTERDAY \/<\/p>\n

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!!!<\/b> NOW HIRING !!!<\/b><\/p>\n

WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN<\/p>\n

\/ CARRY EXISTENCE ACROSS AN EYEBROW<\/p>\n

\/ FRAME LOVE* IN AN HOURGLASS<\/p>\n

\/ DANCE FREEDOM ON A TIN ROOF<\/p>\n

*(WHAT WE LEARNT FROM CLAUSEWITZ: LOVE IS THE CONTINUATION OF CONFLICT BY OTHER MEANS)<\/p>\n

\/ THE NIGHTS OF PASADENA ARE NOTHING AGAINST THE NEON LIGHT OF OUR INCESSANTLY FIRING SYNAPSES \/<\/p>\n

\/ THE ORGANISATION OF ([PRO]CREATIVE) FLUIDS TOWARDS MINIMAL FORCE AND MAXIMAL IMPACT \/<\/p>\n

do you still believe in effort?<\/i><\/p>\n

WOMEN UNDRESS FOR ULTRAHYDRAULISM AND LIE NAKED IN THE FEVERY SUNLIGHT, PALE AND HARD LIKE AIRPORTS OF THE FUTURE \/<\/p>\n

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    = IN THE GREAT BOOK OF ART WE ARE THE GIRL ON PAGE THREE =<\/b><\/p>\n

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    -\/ METAEBENEN SIND KONZEPTUELLE BLECHSCH\u00c4DEN \/-<\/p>\n

    (CIVLIZATION IS A GIANT SONNET WRITTEN ON A BATHROOM MIRROR) \/ ULTRAHYDRAULISM IS ABOUT TO ADD A FEW BATHROOMS)<\/p>\n

    WE LOOK INTO THE FUTURE LIKE OPEN WOUNDS, OUR MARGINS GLISTENING WITH BLOOD AND CURIOSITY \/<\/p>\n

    DISCLAIMER<\/i>: WE HAVE NOT YET INVENTED BURGER KING TRULY<\/i><\/p>\n

    WE DO NOT DENOUNCE<\/b> CAPITAL BUT WE WILL USE IT FOR OUR OWN ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC PURPOSES \/<\/p>\n

    WE DO NOT ENDORSE<\/b> VIOLENCE BUT WE WILL USE IT FOR OUR OWN ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC PURPOSES \/<\/p>\n

    WE DO NOT BUY <\/b>SYNTHESIZERS BUT WE WILL USE THEM FOR OUR OWN ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC PURPOSES \/<\/p>\n

    logique de l\u2019acc\u00e9l\u00e9ration automobile: l\u2019essence pr\u00e9c\u00e8de l\u2019existence.<\/i><\/p>\n

    (THIS ONE GOES OUT TO STEPHEN HAWKING – YOU JUST STOPPED BEING INTERESTING)<\/p>\n

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    < FRENCH ELECTRO HAS TAUGHT US HOW TO DECOMPOSE A SYMPHONY ><\/p>\n

    \/ E.G. WILL FOREVER STAND FOR EDIT GENIUS \/<\/p>\n

    THIS IS:<\/p>\n

    AN ANATOMICAL PROPOSITION & AN ATTEMPT AT DECIPHERING THE TRUE MEANING OF SUBWAY MAPS & A FIRST LICKING OF BLAISE PASCAL\u2019S EYEBALLS \/ MAYBE NOT MUCH MORE THAN TECHNICOLOR ONTOLOGY<\/p>\n

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    DAS LICHT DER SONNE AUF EINEM GLAS GIN IN NICARAGUA IST DER SCHEIN DES ULTRAHYDRAULISTISCHEN GEDANKENS \/<\/p>\n

    F\u00dcR DIE AUSHEBELUNG DES GESEHENEN \/ \/ RACINE, GRACIAN & BARTLEBY \/ \/ DIE ERFINDUNG DES AUTOMOBILS WAR UNSERE VORSTUFE \/<\/p>\n

    DEN AKZELERATIONISMUS BESCHLEUNIGEN WIR AM STEUER DES 911 \/ 9\/11 WAR IM GRUNDE EIN GEDANKENEXPERIMENT DES ULTRAHYDRAULISMUS \/ DIE EXEKUTION HUSSEINS EIN CONTRA-MOUVEMENT DIESES GEDANKENEXPERIMENTS \/ AKTIO-REAKTIO \/<\/p>\n

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    WIR LEBEN WIE MIT CAPS LOCK DRIN<\/p>\n

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    DER ULTRAHYDRAULISMUS IST OHNE FONTISMUS NICHT DENKBAR: DAS MOUVEMENT DES FONTS \u00dcBER DIE HEGEMONIALE STASIS DES INHALTS<\/p>\n

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    WHATEVER YOU DO ALWAYS ASK YOURSELF: CAN YOU DO THIS NAKED \/ MINIMALISMUS ALS PROJEKTIL -\/- VERRINGERUNG DES AUFWANDS BEI GLEICHZEITIGER ULTIMATISIERUNG DES ERGEBNISSES<\/p>\n

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    ULTRAHDYDRAULISMUS IST WIE DIE B\u00d6RSE, ABER EROTISCHER \/ \/<\/p>\n

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    THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH ONE CAN DO WITH A CAN OF TUNA FISH \/ ULTRAHYDRAULISM IS A LOT MORE VERSATILE<\/p>\n

    POESIE WENN, DANN NUR GRUNDLOS \/ DIE RUCKARTIGE PRINZIPIALISIERUNG DES SONDERZEICHENS \/ FORM SEEKS AN ORIFICE \/ (ULTRAHYDRAULISMUS: EIN METEOR \u00dcBER EINER W\u00dcSTE AUF DEM MERKUR) \/<\/p>\n

    MAN MERKE: DUMMHEIT GIBT ES NICHT NUR AN UNIVERSIT\u00c4TEN<\/p>\n

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    THE ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC DISCOURSE KNOWS NO BEGININNING AND NO END. IT IS ETERNALLY IN-BETWEEN.<\/p>\n

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    THE ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC MOUVEMENT ONLY NEEDS A FIXED POINT TO HAUL ITSELF EVER AND AGAIN INTO A CEASELESSLY MUTATING IN-BETWEEN. WHEN VMAX IS REACHED THE MOUVEMENT ABANDONS THE NOTIONS OF POINTS AND FIXEDNESS ALTOGETHER.<\/p>\n

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    WE ARE NOT THROWN INTO THIS WORLD, WE ARE LEVERED INTO IT BY FORCE OF THE ULTRAHYDRAULISTIC MOUVEMENT.<\/p>\n

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    SPEED TURNS THE POINT INTO A LINE<\/p>\n

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    % COME AS YOU ARE \/ STAY AS YOU GO \/ AND ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR SOLITUDE %<\/p>\n

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